Welcome to my humble abode...

make yourselves at home...but don't get mud on my carpet!

Bonjour, Hallo, Olah, Aloha...and every other way ye can say hello! Tis me, Garry and this is my proper website. Hopefully it is running okay...my pc is knackered...so things run slower for me and I dont always knowif they are working.


Well, don't all stand in the doorway, someone may question your upbringing! Take a wander around my trove, but don't expect too much yet, I'm still sorting out pics.

So have fun! And if I have a guest book sign it...I'm still working on it all!


Are you still at the front door? Havent I given you a formal welcome already? What...yes I know I shouldnt question your upbriging, it was a joke! Go on, explore, I will be here when you get back, it is my trove, remember!


Okay, I get it, you like to check out this whole area first...well, there isnt much left except contact details, so now you are aquainted with my front door and entrace hal, you may look around the other rooms...
Contact details!


I told you that was all that was left! Are you sure your not a spy or something, you seem awfully snoopish to me! Oh, do you like my art work...no, I didnt do it, dont be daft!